Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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