I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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