i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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