I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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