I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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