imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
