Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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