whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
