We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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