He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
don't judge my taste in strippers
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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