I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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