Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
