I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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