For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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