ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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