It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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