Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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