just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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