wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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