i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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