Its about making memories worth repressing
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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