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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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