I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There's always time for handjobs
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Randomize
