How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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