Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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