so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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