Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
