Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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