Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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