So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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