wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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