I'm really into asian looking animals
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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