she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Alive.
So much puke
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
