I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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