buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
