separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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