last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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