No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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