are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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