i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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