I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
