I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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