He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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