She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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