let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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