help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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