i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Randomize