I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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