but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Life is so much better after having sex.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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