My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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