This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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